I am sad to inform you that Muscles floated away today sometime between 11:05am and 12:10pm. A one year resident of Ventura, CA, he was purchased at the Ventura County Fair last year and came to live with us. He almost died but he faught back and survived another year. Muscles died from complications of Fin Rot. He is survived by his friends/next of fin: Ma, Mr.Clean, and Champagne (a.k.a. Goldilocks). He was proceeded in death by Pa and the Temptations.
Muscles was a good fish and a good pet. He was an inspiration and swam life to the fullest.
A memorial service has been planned tonight in our bathroom at approx. 10:00 pm. Internment will be at the Ventura County Sewage Treatment Plant.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions can be made to the "We Want Another Fish" Fund.