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That was hillarious. Wouldn't it be more comfortable to sit down though?
You were sitting on that idea?
Why not just use the funnel thing from the gas station...you know the one you use to put oil in your car. Those are free...
Plus, something does have to be said about squatting. You're right, Jared.
Its not so much about sitting or not, it's about what you're sitting ON. It can get pretty scary in some camping or gas station bathrooms.
Three words for you- pop a squat!
Why not just use the toilet paper to wipe off the seat first, then sit on it? Also, they usually have seat covers too, but even if they don't you can improvise one with toilet paper if you're really paranoid. Standing or squatting would seem unnecessarily uncomfortable.
The toilet paper fix or seat protector thing is fine, except if there's already pee on the toilet seat. Then it soaks through and you can feel it. Ewww! Gross! That's why I'm for squatting. Builds good thigh muscles, too.
But that's why you wipe the seat off first, then use clean TP to make the seat cover if they aren't provided.
Speaking of toilets, ...never mind, I'm not sure if I should bring up the whole leaving the seat up/down issue; it might be too controversial.
You'll probably get yourself into some trouble on that topic, Jared. :-)
I know. I've always said "pop". I've always been wrong! :-)
I am sure I am with you on the toilet seat issue Jared.
OK, I'll bring it up anyway, what the heck.
Anyone who doesn't look at something before they pull down their pants and sit on it doesn't have a very strong position to complain. Since it literally takes almost no effort to flip the seat down if it's needed, what's the big deal to do so? Also (especially if there are kids in the house) you often have to inspect for pee on the seat anyway, so while you're doing a quick check for that you may want to make sure that the seat is down in the first place before you sit on it.
I remember when I was little and had to pee in the middle of the night. I would go into the bathroom, in the dark (who wants to turn the lights on anyway at 2 a.m.?), and sit my butt down on the toilet. Instead, I would fall through until my little butt would hit the water. EWWW! I used to get so mad at my dad.
Also, I don't pop my squat at people's houses usually. I just sit right on the toilet. I'm getting pretty good about going in the public restroom toilet stall that no one else wants to go into (the "oops someone forgot to flush after they crapped" stall). I've dealt with so much poop these past 2 years that I'm a poop pro now. Not that I like that title. But I sure feel like a hero in a public restroom.
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