
"Top Ten Ways To Describe Donald Trump's Hair" by David Letterman
10. Odd
9. Peculiar
8. Windswept
7. Trumpy
6. Strangely hypnotic
5. Unbe-weave-able
4. Wiggy
3. Stylish (dumb guys only)
2. Proof money can't buy everything
1. Taj Ma-helmet
People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. ~Elizabeth Kubler-Ross ~
4 comments:
That's worse than the Elvis As A Banana get up.
That was mine and Randy's question, too! Why doesn't some crazy person (like Johnny Knoxville) go up to him and tug on it?
Well I guess that solves that mystery! I still wish someone with some cojones would go up and tug on it...ya know, just to make sure.
i think wig manufacturers world wide should be insulted.
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