Saturday, February 11, 2006

What I Really Need for Camping This Weekend:


A WEARABLE SLEEPING BAG!!!
Who knew they made such a thing?

12 comments:

jacquie said...

Oh my gosh! Where was that all those years I froze to death? With that and an air matress, I might never come out of the tent.

Anonymous said...

I don't know but it seems like the trip to the bathroom might be a bit awkward. -Mar

The One and Only Bugg said...

It reminds me of that movie "Christmas Story", when the little boy is so wrapped up in his winter garb, he starts swinging his arms screaming "I can't put my arms down!". ha ha ha

Crazysox said...

I was thinking the same thing Mar- how do you go pee?

The One and Only Bugg said...

Don't worry about the pee thing. Got that covered. You see, Randy has these wonderful little things from the Gas Co called "Brief refief" that you can use. It's blue jel that you pee into and it solidifies your pee. You can just stick it down into your wearable sleeping bag, do the deed, and that's it!
Don't ask me about having a BM.

jacquie said...

That's just sick! Why does the gas company have such things? I though those guys just peed in the nearest bushes. Good Lord, what happened to the good old days? Now we have to have our utility workers peeing in blocks of gel? How "metro".

Randy said...

You don't wear it around like a big onesy. It's a sleeping bag. You get out of it to go do your buisness.

Kristi did not describe Brief Reliefs correctly. They are blue bags with some kind of dust or powder in them that absorbs the urine. You then seal the bag and throw it away. I don't use them.

Kristen said...

I want one!! Do they have baby sizes?

The One and Only Bugg said...

I know they make baby sleeping bags, but as for the ones they can wear, maybe not.
Conrad's sleeping in your sleeping bag with you, right? Where's Levi sleeping?

jacquie said...

Here's the way to make mom have a really bad time camping and a real grouch the whole time. Have baby sleep with her in her sleeping bag for 2 nights. I recommend some really warm blankets and a foam pad under neath. We have one if you need us to bring it. When momma get's her zzzzz's, everyone is happier the next day!

Kristen said...

Amen!

Heather said...

I need one a wearable sleeping bag to teach in when the heat goes out in my classroom or the Lucky 5 limo dies out in sub zero temps.